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TRUMPED – If you have headed for the hills, do not forget to pack your fly rod and check out this country FIRST! (Before you go to Canada)

Well, if last night’s election has not sent you running for Canada, please read this first!

As we write, there is a chance that you might not even be checking Colorado Fly Fishing Reports this morning. There is a possibility that instead of spending your time wisely (checking out fly fishing reports and shopping for new fishing gear) the results of last night’s United States Presidential Election may have sent you running for Canada! And, why Canada exactly, we might ask? I mean, sure it is probably the closest country to your current refugee home, but since you have decided to depart from the U.S.A, we thought you might first might wanna check out the country listed below. Also, be sure to pack your fly rod!

Why would you go to Canada when you could go to New Zealand?  Well, at least stay in New Zealand until they kick you out or you can get married...

Why would you go to Canada when you could go to New Zealand? Well, at least stay in New Zealand until they kick you out or you can get married…

New Zealand would be way cooler to live in than flippin Canada! New Zealand is a country in the southwestern Pacific Ocean consisting of 2 main islands. New Zealand would be way better than Canada because while the fishing is slow you can just pretend that you are on Middle Earth in Peter Jackson’s “Lord of the Rings” films.

Front Range Anglers, Head Guide, George Gummerman with the brown trout of a life time.

Front Range Anglers, Head Guide, George Gummerman with the brown trout of a life time.

And, chances are the fishing will not be slow as New Zealand streams range from small stream headwaters to boulder lined canyon freestone streams and meadow trout rivers filled with mice. The North Island is known as the rainbow trout island and the South Island is world famous for piglet sized wild brown trout.

And let’s face it; Donald Trump probably cannot point New Zealand out on a globe, so you are probably safe there…

Cheers,

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